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ASSWIPE1.WAV Butthead: "Asswipe!"
BARE.WAV Beavis: "Butthead! Butthead! Come here quick! Bare ass on TV!"
BEAUTIF.WAV Butthead: "You are a beautiful woman."
BH_WOODY.WAV Butthead: "I still got a woody woodpecker."
BUNGHOLE.WAV Beavis: "Bunghole!"
BUTTHED.WAV Butthead: "You know we could like, go to jail for this."
CHICAHOY.WAV Butthead: "Whoaaa! Chick ahoy!"
CL-URINE.WAV Beavis: "Drain my lizard." Butthead: "Take a wazzer." Beavis: "Yeah.. Tap a kidney.." Butthead: "Urinate!
DIAREA.WAV Butthead: "Diarrhea"
DILLWEED.WAV Butthead: "Dillweed!"
DRIVTHRU.WAV Beavis: "Thank you, drive through"
DUMB_ASS.WAV Butthead: "You dumbass!"
FALLEN2.WAV Butthead: "He's fallen, and he can't get it up."
FARTKNCK.WAV Beavis: "You fartknocker heheheheheheh"
FATALMIS.WAV Coach: You just made a fatal mistake Mr. Candyass!"
FEELMOTH.WAV Butthead: "That's not how I feel your mother."
GIRLBUTT.WAV Butthead: "Uhhhh I can't seem to take my eyes off this girls butt sir."
HARDPENC.WAV Butthead: "Our pencils are hard."
HEYBABY.WAV Butthead: "Uhhhh hey baby!"
ITCHES.WAV Beavis: "My wiener still itches."
KICKNADB.WAV Butthead: "Kick him in the 'nads Beavis!"
LOOKDORK.WAV Butthead: "You look like a dork!"
MEETCHKS.WAV Butthead: "We wanna meet chicks." Beavis: "Yeah, and score!"
PEEKABOO.WAV Beavis: "Peek-a-boo!"
PENISAUR.WAV Beavis: "Wow check it out Butthead, it's a penisaurus!"
PLATES.WAV Beavis: "Droppin' plates on yo head Beeeeotch!"
PRETTYGO.WAV Butthead: "Uhhh Pretty good."
PULLFNGR.WAV Butthead: "Pull my finger."
RIPOFFBV.WAV Beavis: "What a ripoff!"
RODMUNCH.WAV Butthead: "Last name is Munch, First name is Rodney..." Beavis: "Yeah,... Rod Munch. heheheheheh... Rod Munch heheheheheh.."
SCORE1.WAV Butthead: "No fartknocker, I'm talking about the chicks I'm gonna score with, when I get some chest hair."
SHTUPBEV.WAV Butthead: "Shut up Beavis!"
SMELLFIN.WAV Beavis: "Hey Butthead, smell my finger." Butthead: "No way Beavis!"
SPANISH.WAV Beavis: "That's Spanish for 'This sucks'."
SPANKMON.WAV Butthead: "You want cash, or should we just go spank the monkey again?"
STIFFY2.WAV Beavis: "I'm gettin' a stiffy!"
THERE.WAV Butthead: "Whoaaa we're there dude!" Beavis: "Yeah!"
TODD-ASS.WAV Butthead: "Todd kicks ass!"
TOUCHIT.WAV Beavis: "Yeah.... Touch it!"
WEINER.WAV Beavis: "She tried to touch my wiener."
WHIZ.WAV Butthead: "I woke up and like, took a whiz." Shrink: "I see." Butthead: And I had to like, stand way back from the toilet.... huhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuh"
WHOFART.WAV Beavis: "Who is this fartknocker anyway?"
WOODROW.WAV Beavis: "I'm gettin' a woodrow!"
WUSS.WAV Butthead: "Come on, Wuss !"
YOUWUSS.WAV Butthead: "Beavis, you wuss!"