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AUNT_JEM.WAV Winger: "You've never had anyone give you the Aunt Jemima treatment!"
B4PROCED.WAV Hulka: "Before we proceed any further, we gotta get somethin' straight!"
BODYELSE.WAV Hulka: "Anybody else wanna be a comedian in here?"
COMEDIAN.WAV Hulka: "We have a comedian in our midst."
CONVICTED.WAV Army recruiter: "You ever been convicted of a felony or a misdameanor?" Winger: "Convicted .. no. never convicted."
DEPRESSN.WAV Winger: "And then, depression set in..."
DIGME.WAV Winger: "Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when i do, it's usually something unusual."
DNTTOUCH.WAV Psycho: "Now any of you.... homos.. touch me, and I'll kill ya."
EATLUGGA.WAV Winger: "Madam, perhaps you would like to eat your luggage?"
FRNCIS.WAV Psycho: "The name is Francis sawyer, but everybody calls me psycho... any of you guys call me Francis and I'll kill ya........ and I don't like nobody touching my stuff... so just keep your meathooks off.... If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill ya... Also I dont like nobody touching me... Now any of you... homos.. touch me, I'll Kill ya."
ILLDOIT.WAV Ox: "I'll do it !!"
INTELLIG.WAV Female MP: "You look like a sensitive, intelligent guy, Don't make me shoot you."
IT_SUCKS.WAV Winger: "I think it sucks."
ITSALIV.WAV Winger: "It is alive.."
LOTOFWAY.WAV Winger: "Well, I'm sure there's a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't."
LTUP.WAV Hulka: "Lighten up Francis!"
MADMAN.WAV Winger: "You are a madman! when you stole that cow.... and your friend tried to make it with the cow..... I wanna party with you cowboy!"
NYCHICKS.WAV Winger: "Chicks in New York are paying top dollar for this garbage."
OFFBACK.WAV Winger: "Get off my back!"
SAVME.WAV Hulka: "We're all in this together, one of these men may save your life one of these days.... you understand that?" Winger: "Then again maybe one of us won't."
SCHNITZL.WAV Winger: "Don't order the schnitzel, they're using schnauser."
SXDYNAMO.WAV Winger: "You are a sexual dynamo most guys couldn't even handle you... I've been reading books on the outside just so I can keep up with you."
THISISNT.WAV "This isnt what you think..." Winger: "No we're just good friends."
UCANTGO.WAV Winger: "You can't go.... all the plants will die!"
WHTTHELL.WAV Winger: "What the hell's the matter with you?!"
WRONGWIT.WAV Winger: There's something wrong with us...... something very, very, wrong with us!"
